Panties vs. Thongs

Sometimes, all you need is a catchy headline. I really want to get into this issue at the risk of typecasting my intentions out of the starting gate. I have my opinions and some really funny stories. But, posting takes a lot of time, and I have to start my new job today, and I'm already late. If you got to the Oprah archive page recommended on the previous post, you might have seen the little window shade panty ad. It shows a small pair of white panties (is it panties or panty?), and each side of the backside of the panty has a little window shade pull attached to it. The flash player sends the shades up and down to demonstrate what happens to ill-fitting panties. What is it about underwear humor? I feel like I'm in middle school, but that ad's humor really sticks with me, unlike some of the best engineered panties at prices that rival designer sunglasses. But rather that than a thong that intends to go places most women try to keep their panties from going. Nuff said on this topic. Off to work. It's my first day; I hope they don't make me make the coffee.